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carcinoGeneticist [cg] opened memo on board IMPORTANT SHIT

THIS IS HOW YOU CONTACT ME IF IMPORTANT THINGS ARE HAPPENING.
DON'T WASTE MY TIME.
DON'T SPAM THIS SHIT.
IF YOU'RE SITTING THERE, DELIBERATING OVER WHETHER OR NOT YOU SHOULD USE THIS POST FOR WHATEVER REASON, UNCERTAIN IF YOUR REASONS ARE LEGIT ENOUGH, DON'T FUCKING POST.
IF YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT, THEN IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

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[ look how long karkat can keep up the "never supportive ever again" thing ]

ARE YOU OK WITH HIM?
LIKE, THIS ISN'T UNCOMFORTABLE FOR YOU OR AWKWARD?
EVEN IF HE'S TELLING YOU THAT SHIT, IT'S STILL TOTALLY FINE TO SAY NO.

no
ids ok
i mean like
im mostoely playin up hwo bad h e is to5 be drramatic
hes ok

OK.
JUST MAKING SURE.

...IS THIS A ROMANCE THING?

io dont think so
im mostly ovver tht shit anywway evevn if he s like no dont givv eup
wwell esxuse me mr human im sorry if m yromantic ovverturs lead to ruin evver ytime
fuckin opti mistic sas shit ovvert here

WHAT?
NO.
THERE IS ALWAYS THE OPPORTUNITY FOR ROMANTIC OVERTURES, YOU JUST HAVE TO STOP BEING A GINORMOUS DOUCHEBAG AND ALSO MAYBE MEET THE RIGHT PEOPLE.
I MEAN, JUST KEEP IN MIND, THERE ARE A *LOT* OF PEOPLE HERE.
MORE THAN THE 12 OF US BACK IN THE VEIL.
WHICH SIGNIFICANTLY INCREASES YOUR CHANCES AUTOMATICALLY. [ as karkat also reveals where on the timeline he is. ]
ROMANCE IS A FINICKY BITCH.
IF YOU DON'T FOCUS ON THAT SHIT, IT'LL HAPPEN.
IF YOU DO FOCUS ON THAT SHIT, YOU'LL FUCK IT UP BEYOND REPAIR.

Edited 2012-10-15 00:59 (UTC)

like six a ues on the viel
but ok
like
i kecant just not focus aon thatsort astuff lets be fuckin reel here kar
i dont jsut not focush on shit
im li ke fuckin the focsuin king
prince a neruocis
also havfl a the people here odnt even knoww quadrants
an i dont wwant hu man romance thanks that shits wwack

THIS MIGHT SOUND ABSOLUTELY INSANE, AND IT ACTUALLY TOOK ME LOSING A BET TO VRISKA TO REALIZE IT
BUT HUMANS CAN DO QUADRANTS
THE EMOTIONAL CAPACITY IS THERE.
IT'S JUST HIDDEN UNDER LARGE SUMS OF BULLSHIT AND STUPIDITY.
HUMANS ARE LIVE CAVES, AND YOU HAVE TO GET ALL UP IN THERE AND MINE FOR ROMANCE.
GET A GODDAMN PICKAXE AND GO TO TOWN.

NOT LITERALLY.

i knoww they can mean i guess i do
its nt impossible tofr them to get it asmFUCK
for them to GET IT SOMEHOWN guh fuckin communicator
btu explain in it
EXPLAININ IT KAR
its so hard
i only know wone person who whgot it
an hes dead now w that asshole

DO I NEED TO UNLEASH SOME SERIOUS SCHOOLFEEDING ON THIS SHIP?
BECAUSE I TOTALLY WILL.

no ckar
if you do that
theyre gonan think wwere fuckin crazy
likea s a fuckin race
just straight up fuckin crazy
TALKKNIN ABOUT ROMANCE AT A TIME LIKE THIS
wwere on a MURD--ERS)(IP kar
emphassi fefs
wwe cant talk about romance!!!

ROMANCE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MURDER.

howw

I
DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW.
THAT WAS A REALLY FUCKING DUMB THING FOR ME TO SAY.
HOLY SHIT, WOW, LET'S JUST AGREE TO IGNORE PAST KARKAT.

i alwways ignore past karkat
you usualy tel lus too anywway

buth i guess like
maybe
it makes sesn like ok wwerer all gonna get murdered anywway
so at leas twwe can try bein fuckin
like
happye an shit before it happens

LOOK, DESPITE MY COPIOUS EXPECTATIONS FOR MURDER, YOU CAN'T SAY SHIT LIKE THAT.
WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET MURDERED, AND I'LL MAKE GODDAMN SURE OF THAT.
SEE, THERE'S THE DIFFERENCE.
BEFORE, WHEN I WASN'T HERE, THERE WAS NO ONE TO KEEP THE MURDER AT BAY.
NOW I'M HERE, SO FUCK THAT SHIT.
MURDERERS ARE GONNA GET THEIR SHIT HANDED TO THEM.
I WILL FUCKING MAKE *TIME* FOR ROMANCE.

mayve you shoudl ejoin sec wwith me then
if your gonna get us anot murdered an shit

...

wwhat

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU FIVE SECONDS TO RETYPE WHAT YOU JUST SAID IN A MORE COHERENT MANNER.
BECAUSE I'M GIVING YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT AND TRYING NOT TO HOLD YOUR DRUNKEN DEBAUCHERY AGAINST YOU.
I AM HOPING BEYOND ALL HOPE WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY IS NOT WHAT I'M READING.

wwhat
i said you shoudl join sec
security
like me
im sec urity i got ti on my arm na evveryhtin
yknoww sicne you odnt wwant to like
let us be mruderd
thats what security does
we stop murders
sometimes

wwhat did you thinke i said

Edited 2012-10-15 02:32 (UTC)

OH MY GOD I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL.
WOW.
GIVE ME A MINUTE TO MYSELF TO JUST
WHOOF.

OK, WE'RE GOOD.
I'M GOOD.
TELL ME ABOUT SECURITY-- THE FULL NAME THAT WE WILL BE USING FROM NOW ON.

wwaht the fuck man wwwhat did yout hink i said

i duno its like a bucnh a us patrol an make sure nobody s like puttin fear gas in the venvts or murdierin people
its like
i dunno secureity thats jsut wwhat it si

NOPE.
THAT HALF OF THE DISCUSSION IS OVER, NOW WE ONLY DISCUSS SECURITY.
HAVE YOU GUYS EVER STOPPED ANYONE?
DO YOU WATCH THE ROBOTS?

ugh borign

uh i thi nkso its kinda hard to knwow right noww
but yeah
i knoww eeve prtecte d people n shit

wwhat robots
do you rmean wwhatley
hes fuckin dumb as a fuckin goddamn batg a fidsu spon sponsered cerial

ROBOTS ARE SERIOUSLY THE PROBLEM.
THEY FOOL YOU INTO THINKING THEY'RE NOT THAT BIG OF A THREAT, BUT THEY REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY ARE.
LIKE EVERYONE I KNOW FROM THE PLACE I WAS IN LAST-- SACROSANCT.
EVERYONE THERE WAS SO FUCKED UP FROM ROBOTS.
LIKE
MAN, THE OTHER YOU? HIS FINS GOT SAWED OFF AND SHIT.
AND TEREZI GLOWED, AND DAVE WAS A FUCKING MESS, AND SOLLUX HAD ROBOT PIECES, AND JACK REPLACED HIS ARM WITH A KNIFE GUN, AND JADE TRIED TO KILL ME BECAUSE OF ROBOTS, AND KANAYA
KANAYA GOT FUCKED UP TOO. REALLY BAD.

BUT BEFORE ALL THIS SHIT WENT DOWN? EVERYONE TRUSTED THOSE METALLIC ASSHOLES.
NO ONE QUESTIONED THEM, NO ONE DID ANYTHING.
I SWEAR TO GOD, THEY'RE THE ONES CAUSING ALL THE PROBLEMS YOU GUYS HAVE FACED HERE.
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT.

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