selfkismesis: (ENGLAAAAANNDDDDD)
Karkat Vantas {carcinoGeneticist} ([personal profile] selfkismesis) wrote2012-10-13 01:12 am
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carcinoGeneticist [cg] opened memo on board IMPORTANT SHIT

THIS IS HOW YOU CONTACT ME IF IMPORTANT THINGS ARE HAPPENING.
DON'T WASTE MY TIME.
DON'T SPAM THIS SHIT.
IF YOU'RE SITTING THERE, DELIBERATING OVER WHETHER OR NOT YOU SHOULD USE THIS POST FOR WHATEVER REASON, UNCERTAIN IF YOUR REASONS ARE LEGIT ENOUGH, DON'T FUCKING POST.
IF YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT, THEN IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
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selfkismesis: (♓ YOU CAN'T WIN A MARATHON)

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[personal profile] selfkismesis 2012-10-15 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU FIVE SECONDS TO RETYPE WHAT YOU JUST SAID IN A MORE COHERENT MANNER.
BECAUSE I'M GIVING YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT AND TRYING NOT TO HOLD YOUR DRUNKEN DEBAUCHERY AGAINST YOU.
I AM HOPING BEYOND ALL HOPE WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY IS NOT WHAT I'M READING.
uncodlyawwesome: (beluga)

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[personal profile] uncodlyawwesome 2012-10-15 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
wwhat
i said you shoudl join sec
security
like me
im sec urity i got ti on my arm na evveryhtin
yknoww sicne you odnt wwant to like
let us be mruderd
thats what security does
we stop murders
sometimes



wwhat did you thinke i said
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selfkismesis: (THERE'S A LITTLE FLAG ON THE FRONT)

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[personal profile] selfkismesis 2012-10-15 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL.
WOW.
GIVE ME A MINUTE TO MYSELF TO JUST
WHOOF.









OK, WE'RE GOOD.
I'M GOOD.
TELL ME ABOUT SECURITY-- THE FULL NAME THAT WE WILL BE USING FROM NOW ON.
uncodlyawwesome: (til i can be part a your wworld)

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[personal profile] uncodlyawwesome 2012-10-15 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
wwaht the fuck man wwwhat did yout hink i said


i duno its like a bucnh a us patrol an make sure nobody s like puttin fear gas in the venvts or murdierin people
its like
i dunno secureity thats jsut wwhat it si
selfkismesis: (THIS IS MY LIFE)

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[personal profile] selfkismesis 2012-10-15 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
NOPE.
THAT HALF OF THE DISCUSSION IS OVER, NOW WE ONLY DISCUSS SECURITY.
HAVE YOU GUYS EVER STOPPED ANYONE?
DO YOU WATCH THE ROBOTS?
uncodlyawwesome: (yes ivve had the odd complaint)

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[personal profile] uncodlyawwesome 2012-10-15 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
ugh borign

uh i thi nkso its kinda hard to knwow right noww
but yeah
i knoww eeve prtecte d people n shit

wwhat robots
do you rmean wwhatley
hes fuckin dumb as a fuckin goddamn batg a fidsu spon sponsered cerial
selfkismesis: (THAT IS ONE CREEPY TUNNEL)

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[personal profile] selfkismesis 2012-10-15 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
ROBOTS ARE SERIOUSLY THE PROBLEM.
THEY FOOL YOU INTO THINKING THEY'RE NOT THAT BIG OF A THREAT, BUT THEY REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY ARE.
LIKE EVERYONE I KNOW FROM THE PLACE I WAS IN LAST-- SACROSANCT.
EVERYONE THERE WAS SO FUCKED UP FROM ROBOTS.
LIKE
MAN, THE OTHER YOU? HIS FINS GOT SAWED OFF AND SHIT.
AND TEREZI GLOWED, AND DAVE WAS A FUCKING MESS, AND SOLLUX HAD ROBOT PIECES, AND JACK REPLACED HIS ARM WITH A KNIFE GUN, AND JADE TRIED TO KILL ME BECAUSE OF ROBOTS, AND KANAYA
KANAYA GOT FUCKED UP TOO. REALLY BAD.

BUT BEFORE ALL THIS SHIT WENT DOWN? EVERYONE TRUSTED THOSE METALLIC ASSHOLES.
NO ONE QUESTIONED THEM, NO ONE DID ANYTHING.
I SWEAR TO GOD, THEY'RE THE ONES CAUSING ALL THE PROBLEMS YOU GUYS HAVE FACED HERE.
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT.
uncodlyawwesome: (wwhat more is you lookin for?)

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[personal profile] uncodlyawwesome 2012-10-15 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
holy fuckin shit
fuck that

hah fuckin jhack tho a course hed do that wwhat a nerd a KNIFE GUN lame
good thing i iknwo that wwasnt the jack wwe had here hew was too cool for that

but seriously you think
robots
made liabrinths wwith like black ohls in shit
an crazy monsters
an a hivve mind
an endelss hallwaways
an screamin in the ujump drivve
selfkismesis: (THAT IS MY QUEST)

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[personal profile] selfkismesis 2012-10-15 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
YES.
YES, I DO.



ALSO DON'T DISS THE KNIFE GUN I GOT SHOT BY KNIVES ABOUT A MILLION TIMES IT WAS PRETTY FUCKING HARDCORE.
uncodlyawwesome: (this poor unfortunate soul)

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[personal profile] uncodlyawwesome 2012-10-15 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
wwhat youwerent on his side
thats lame kar you had a lavme jack wwho wwasnt ok
that sucks

an i gotta say im rpett usure its ghosts
ivve been here wawwhile noww
its def gohsts
selfkismesis: (1)

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[personal profile] selfkismesis 2012-10-15 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
ROBOT GHOSTS.
GHOSTS MANIFESTED THROUGH ROBOTS.
uncodlyawwesome: (good luck)

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[personal profile] uncodlyawwesome 2012-10-15 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
youres tupider you think ghosts hautn machines thats dumb
selfkismesis: karkat's face when on the rpanonmeme (BAGSPIPEMAN PROTECT ME!)

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[personal profile] selfkismesis 2012-10-15 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
THERE ARE LIKE FOUR DIFFERENT WAYS GHOSTS CAN BE INVOLVED IN MACHINES, ERIDAN.
LIKE, THEY COULD BE MAKING THE MACHINES.
OR THE MACHINES COULD HAVE GHOSTS.
OR THEY COULD BE CONTROLLING THE MACHINES.
OR THE MACHINES COULD BE CONTROLLING THE GHOSTS.
OR WHATEVER.
THERE ARE LOTS OF POSSIBILITIES.
uncodlyawwesome: (wwhat more is you lookin for?)

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[personal profile] uncodlyawwesome 2012-10-15 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
kar
im tryin to be underastn and stuff
undresanding
whatevverrrr
but you

sound

drunk
selfkismesis: (IS THERE NO END TO HIS JURISDICTION?)

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[personal profile] selfkismesis 2012-10-15 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
NO, ERIDAN.
YOU'RE WRONG.
I SOUND *ACCURATE*
YOU SOUND DRUNK FOR FAILING TO GRASP THESE BASIC CONCEPTS OF REALITY.
uncodlyawwesome: (for matesprits not to say a wword)

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[personal profile] uncodlyawwesome 2012-10-15 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
i sounde runk because im DRUNK
you sond drunk cos your bein crazy
selfkismesis: (ABOUT TO BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER)

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[personal profile] selfkismesis 2012-10-15 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
UGH FINE YOU KNOW WHAT.
I'LL JOIN SECURITY.
AND SINCE YOU NOOKLEAKS ARE TOO INCOMPETENT TO WATCH THE GODDAMN ROBOTS, I'LL DO IT.
I'LL WATCH THEM ALL AND ALL YOU ASSHOLES WILL HAVE TO THANK ME WHEN I DO THE BEST FUCKING JOB EVER AT IT.
uncodlyawwesome: (noww its happened once or twwice)

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[personal profile] uncodlyawwesome 2012-10-15 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
ok kar youw watch the fuckin reobots im sure itell be real wfuckin reewwardin
selfkismesis: (I HAVE A MEXICAN GIRLFRIEND)

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[personal profile] selfkismesis 2012-10-15 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
WHEN I KEEP ANOTHER AM OR SHODAN FROM CROPPING UP, IT'LL BE THE MOST RIDICULOUSLY REWARDING THING IN EXISTENCE.
selfkismesis: (mylifeistwilight.com)

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[personal profile] selfkismesis 2012-10-15 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
TERRIBLE ROBOTS.
TERRIBLE NO GOOD VERY BAD ROBOTS.

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