Writer's Block: Bah Humbug Day!

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LIVEJOURNAL, IF I COULD DECORATE YOUR WEBSITE IN THE MANY FUCKS I AM EXUDING THIS VERY MOMENT, THE ENTIRE RUSSIAN POPULATION THAT FREQUENTS THIS SITE WOULD COMBUST.
THEY WOULD FUCKING COMBUST.
SOME WOULD CURL INTO THE FETAL POSITION, CLUTCHING THEIR HEADS OR FONDLING THEIR SHAME ONE LAST TIME BEFORE SUBMITTING TO INEVITABLE DEFEAT AND FIERY DEATH.
SOME WOULD FACE THEIR END WITH THEIR OWN FIRE IN THEIR EYES.
SOME WOULDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING.
MY FUCKS WOULD POUR FORTH FROM MY NOISE HOLE (BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE ALL FUCKS ORIGINATE), AND THEY WOULD CONSUME THE ENTIRE GODDAMN INTERNET.
NOTHING WOULD BE UNTAINTED.
NOTHING WOULD BE CLEAN.
THERE WILL ONLY BE ME, AND MY VIRAL RAGE COURSING THROUGH THE LESS SEEDIER PARTS OF THE INTERNET, FIRST.
THE MYSPACE VAMPIRES AND THE LIVEJOURNAL EMOS AND THE FACEBOOK EVERYONES WOULD FIND THEMSELVES TYPING "FUCK" MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, UNTIL ALL FORMS OF TEXTUAL COMMUNICATION ON THESE SITES ARE A VARIETY OF EMPHASIZES PROFANITIES.
NEXT, THE CESSPOOLS OF THE INTERNET WOULD FEEL THE IMPACTS, SHRIVELING AND COWERING BEFORE THE SIGHT OF AN ENRAGED MAJORITY USING THE INTERNET.
THEY WOULD NO LONGER BE THE TEMPLES TO THE ANGER AND VIOLENCE OF MY RAGE.
THEY WILL BECOME OUTDATED.
THEY WILL BECOME NOTHING.
BECAUSE MY RAGE WILL BE THE COMMON MAN'S RAGE.
MY FEROCITY WILL BECOME THE FROTHING FEROCITY OF THE MASSES.
AND NOTHING
I MEAN ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING AT ALL
WILL BE SAFE.
ALL BECAUSE OF YOU, LIVEJOURNAL.
YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT LAYOUT CHANGING.
THANKS A LOT.
(YOU PRICKS)